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Every great book deserves a great cover, and Matinée marquee signing Northern Portrait's new long-playing record (OK then, CD) is clad in a lush three-panel digipak sleeve clothed in shots of Le Corbusier's sleek white Villa Savoye. The architectural avant-garde doesn't immediately leap to mind when considering parallels to Northern Portrait's rather more raffishly classical indiepop art, but we guess that Le C. and the Portrait share a certain unshakeable *resolve*, and an unblinking dynamism that's expressed by the former in the Savoye's ramps and slopes, by the latter in the ever-effervescing froth of guitars that by this third release is approaching tidal wave momentum. Yes, I know: as you can tell, "Criminal Art Lovers" (for that is it's name) is a messy blighter to review, not because it isn't brilliant (occasionally it's spellbindingly so), but more that once you've lazily thrown the regulation - but entirely apposite - One Thousand Violins and Smiths comparisons at them (as we felt compelled to when considering their almost-fearsomely promising "The Fallen Aristocracy" and "Napoleon Sweetheart" EPs), there's a limit to how much more you can enlighteningly add, especially when one part of the band's "resolve" is clearly not to be deflected from their chosen path by the criticism that they wear one or two of their 1980s influences a little *too* starkly. So perhaps the tack to take with this their debut album is to note that it sounds much as you thought and probably hoped it would, a patchwork quilt of mesmeric jangle, of lyrical ache and longing, of masterly song arrangement sugared with generous dabs of knowingly Mozza-esque vox. Happily, nine of the ten tracks are entirely new, with only a reprised "Crazy", from the first EP, looking back to the rather special singles that got the ball rolling. And it says much for the other tracks that "New Favourite Moment", which actually takes the role of album closer, could just as easily be a bolting opener - or indeed a single itself - what with its iridescent powerpop glow and sparkling Rickenbacker hook, a hook that jangles with the brilliance of the Four Brothers (notwithstanding the disconcerting undertow of the drums approximating an early 90s' shuffle-beat). But yer actual first track, "The Munchausen In Me", is of course *fighting fit* for purpose: spry, self-mocking ("fainting... / may be my only chance") and with a keenly-observed storyline, it cuts at the POP! jugular before culminating with a falsetto flourish. Hot on its heels, "When Goodness Falls" is alive with sprightly joy, sharing its veritable rushes with later tune "What Happens Next ?" and in doing so uniting the band's newer repertoire with one of their earliest tunes. For many, the peak will be "The Operation Worked But The Patient Died": we alone seem to hear some Harper Lee in the crystalline, layered intro and opening verse before the song unfurls like a butterfly about two minutes in and tears the place to oblivion, but there's no doubt that "Operation"'s majesty and ambition provides the perfect set up for the more laconical title track, which vanquishes dreams of a "comfy life" before ending with a valiant coda: "as you walk on by / please keep walking", guitar trills raining down munificently. And if you really want to go a bundle on the Smiths connect, then "Life Returns To Normal" is your cue: the guitars unapologetically canter around shapes worthy of the young Marr while Stefan Larsen twinkingly drawls "I wanna help you" in the manner of "Disappointed"'s "young boy, I wanna help you..." To be sure, Northern Portrait's sound is a grown-up sound, and that won't be to everybody's taste. After all, debate about the Orchids' rightful place in the Sarah pecking order rages on even now. While to others - those not inclined to listen properly - this will be dismissed as the label's second Smiths tribute LP, following the treasurable, if slightly in-awe of its subject "Romantic And Square Is Hip And Aware". But *our* fears - our only fears - for this album, which were that the first two EPs saw them maturing so fast that a full ten-tracker risked veering into M.O.R., were *completely* unfounded: when the Portrait are in full, crooning flow, there's more than enough excitement to go around. (We tumbled out of the White Swan the other night just in time to catch Northern Portrait playing live at Baby Honey, and it was the best indiepop set we have seen for *years*: and yes, his voice is that expressive in real life). Maybe there's nothing here that quite set our senses as instantly aflame as much as our favourite NP songs to date, "The Fallen Aristocracy" and "I Give You Two Seconds To Entertain Me". But then those were the kind of punches that floored you partly because they came from an unexpected quarter, from a band who'd appeared from nowhere yet already seemed in some kind of easy prime, some kind of higher orbit. "Criminal Art Lovers", on the other hand, was an album that we waited for and wanted and had high expectations of from the very off. One listen was enough to show us it was blatantly up to meeting them. And by the fourth or fifth spin, it had revealed itself as a true achievement. There's lots of talk as we swan into this second decade of the millennium about how the once-trusty album format is dead as an art form, but if "Criminal Art Lovers" is anything to go by, it's a format you're gonna have to forcibly wrest from our cold, dead hands.  --In Love With These Times...

Swoon-worthy and charming, Northern Portrait is twee at its finest. Smitten with melancholy and jangly guitar, its January debut, Criminal Art Lovers (Matinée), is indie pop for the literati and fans of the Smiths. Heavily reminiscent of the best of Britpop, Northern Portrait's sound is familiar yet unique: Johnny Marr-inspired riffs accompany frontman Stefan Larsen's near-falsetto crooned nonchalance. Instrumentally bright and shining, "New Favourite Moment" is concisely coy lyric-wise. A befitting soundtrack to any Godard film, Northern Portrait is the musical manifestation of the films' existential groans. In short, it's smashing!   --Magnet Magazine

It's October 1987 and Stephen Morrissey has spent the past five years changing the face of contemporary music forever. He's appeared on TOTP with gladioli emerging from the back of his trousers and The South Bank Show is heralding his recently disbanded band as being wholly unique with the understatement of being "the most original English band of recent years". The eighties had seen a troubled transition in music, with punk having somehow evolved into new romantic, New Order moved from doom to disco and Bruce Springsteen being hailed as the future of rock n roll. The Smiths stood high and mighty amongst the decade's offerings and did indeed play the leading role in creating the seeds of the rich period to follow. Fast-forward then to the first decade of the new century and we have seen something of an unhealthy musical return to the eighties. If we are to herald the likes of La Roux and Lady Ga Ga as being worthy of major accolade, then we have not progressed surely? Interpol and Editors have contributed arguably the only credible eighties influenced material and so we surely need another Smiths to send us blazing into the next decade – introducing Northern Portrait. Many fans of The Smiths felt that, whilst they bonded with the solo Morrissey, none of the material ever matched up to his former manifestation - indication that the influence of Johnny Marr had always been underscored whilst they were a unit. Listening here to the opening hollow punchy drums and jangly guitar sounds of 'The Münchhausen In Me' and you are taken back to those heady days; then the vocals cut in, with a tale of despair and boredom, convincing you that this is indeed some unearthed treasures from the band of yore. The style continues throughout the album and there will no doubt be cries of plagiarism and treacherous mimicry, yet one needs to reflect on the quality of what is delivered and it is difficult not to allocate a level of credibility for that alone. There's a quintessential Englishness about the whole experience too, from lyrics like "I'm gay in the old-fashioned sense of the word" to the uncluttered arrangements and the forceless manner of the execution. But here's the rub, these guys hark from some considerable distance away from Manchester – Denmark to be precise! For those not familiar with the band, they released two exceptional EPs last year, 'The Fallen Aristocracy' and 'Napoleon Sweetheart' giving rise to a degree of critical acclaim and then a few select gigs both in the UK and US. This, the debut album, has taken some time to put together and includes but one track from those EPs, the splendid 'Crazy'. This is a little surprising and, particularly given the relative shortness of the album, one would have liked to have seen second outings for more of the other previous material, like 'I'll Give You Two Seconds To Entertain Me' or 'A Quiet Night In Copenhagen'. But putting that to one side, we do have an album that brightly illuminates an indie world that was rather too dimly lit during 2009 and so this, being one of the New Year's earliest releases, may well set us off on a serious recovery trail. Lyrically, it lacks the cynicism and insight of Morrissey but there is a tongue-in-cheek charm and poignant wit to it, like "days of writing on the walls, never-ending, scratching letters all the time, never sending" from 'New Favourite Moment'. One of the stand out tracks here was originally written for the EPs, 'The Operation Worked But The Patient Died' and is given a neat re-work, with a piercing beat and Stefan Larsen's quivering vocals pleading for compassion. Then there's the lushness of 'That's When My Headaches Begin' where the pace is dropped to accommodate the morosity: "armed with my weapons of self distraction". It's hard not to pick out 'Crazy' though as the class jewel on display here, with it's rich musical depth and beautiful melody; it's the track that first gained the band attention and rightly so. Larsen writes compelling music and professes to have not even heard of The Smiths when he started out. He is though, in so many senses, that same frail understated man who is content within the expression of his own existence. Should he, similarly, develop the ability to place a wry slant on life's grander scale inequalities, then there's no telling where he might take his band . . .if the world will listen. For now at least this could indeed be your new favourite moment and if the queen really is dead, then Northern Portrait are perfect regal successors!  --God Is In The TV

Oh, how you swept me away Northern Portrait! I was willing to write you off as faithful followers of the Smiths and a band who successfully mimicked their style, but you are apparently so much more. With Criminal Art Lovers you have presented yourselves as a group coming into their own. Sure, you reflect previous musical trends, but you use them as a guide, not a crutch. I must admit I was a huge fan of the Smiths back in the '80s. I am probably in the minority when I say my favorite Smiths album is still Strangeways, Here We Come. I played the heck out of the cassette and memorized every chord. Somewhere I still have the autographed book Morrissey put together discussing the cover art for every Smiths single and album sent to me by the great Jerry Rubino in my radio days. The point is I really liked the Smiths, especially musically. Though many have tried, I haven't heard a band so successfully absorb the essence of them in the 23 years since they disbanded. Northern Portrait seems to have it covered. I first discovered this five-piece band from Denmark in early July 2008 when I found 'Crazy' from The Fallen Aristocracy EP. From the Smiths-like EP cover to the acoustic guitar plucking to the tambourine this was very good, but not necessarily anything amazing. Then I heard songwriter/vocalist Stefan Larsen sing. If anyone could channel Morrissey apparently it was Larsen. From his phrasing to the subject matter, this was stunningly similar to something the Smiths singer would have released. Considering the band only formed in the summer 2007 and actually released the EP in March 2008 on Matinée Records, the results were even more impressive. Many bands try but never produce work as accomplished as 'Crazy.' It was near the top of my 2008 best-of list. Fast forward to this year. The debut full-length, Criminal Art Lovers, was released last month on Matinée. It contains the sound of a band maturing, but still retains the signature sound of what made them interesting. One listen to 'New Favourite Moment' might have you checking the calendar as it sounds fresh yet can transport one back to 1987. The title track reminds me a bit musically of something the Church might have done back in The Blurred Crusade era, never a bad thing. The polished results are all the more impressive considering the album was recorded and produced entirely by the band in a bedroom. Criminal Art Lovers proves massive budgets aren't required (as nice as they may be) to achieve stunning results. Stefan Larsen had an interview with the SlowdiveMusic Blog where he lists his musical influences as The Beatles, Pulp, early Suede, Roy Orbison, The Smiths, The Housemartins, and The Lightning Seeds. He and the band clearly have an affinity for pure pop, and are well on their way to adding their names to the list of today's important bands. More releases like Criminal Art Lovers will only engrave Northern Portrait's name in stone.  --The Subpopstar Project

To say I was looking forward to this album is rather a big understatement. After managing to see Northern Portrait twice last year, this album seems to have been a long time coming. This Danish band seem to divide opinion between those who think they're nothing much more than a Smiths tribute band, and those, like me, who are TRUE and RIGHT, who think that they make swoonful, gliding pop music. And you know that if Morrissey made an album anywhere near as good as this, then people would be wetting their pants. But that's by the by... Most of the tracks here will be familiar to those who saw the band at their UK shows last year. "Hit" single 'Crazy' is here, as is 'What Happens Next'. Songs like 'The Operation Worked but the Patient Died' are already faithfully etched on my brain, and closer 'New Favourite Moment' makes me shiver and think back to Northern Portrait's triumphant Indietracks performance last year. Now, I'm pretty excited to have this band in my life, but it does make me wonder just how thrilled I'd be to discover Northern Portrait if I was 14 years old. I think it'd be comparable to your first extra curricular fumble with that boy or girl you've had your eye on all the way through double maths, or getting drunk on Skol for the first time. Life-changing, in other words. Alas, I'm too old to have my life changed too much by music nowadays, but if you can't remember the Soviet Union or when the Tories were in power, then brace yourself...   --A Layer of Chips

I don't think it would be too far-fetched to suggest that this lot own a few Smiths albums. In fact, some of the vocal affectations and extravagantly jangly guitars on this record would suggest that the band name is a gentle and affectionate nod to their Mancunian forefathers, acknowledging their not inconsiderable influence. This is, let's be clear, a very good thing. 'New Favourite Moment' is glorious indie pop with a crowd pleasing chorus while 'When Goodness Falls' features the lyric, "I'm so glad to disappoint you", making you wonder if there's a punctured bicycle somewhere nearby, on a hillside, desolate.   --Clash Magazine

Gene spent much of their career trying to shrug of the tag of 'Smiths copyists', a label which I never quite understood. Certainly, there were occasional musical echoes and Martin Rossiter did manipulate and molest his vocal chords into certain Moz-like directions from time to time, but I always felt there was a not inconsiderable bit of The Jam in there as well and I couldn't really grasp why it was The Smiths that the press was always so keen to bang on about. Not that it should really have been a hindrance. The Smiths were fucking marvellous and the enduring appeal of those albums is proof enough that their influence on music lovers the world over is considerable. What exactly would be so bad about sounding like The Smiths anyway? So think Northern Portrait. The band name could be a wry wink in that direction, as many of their, frankly wonderful, songs display a sizeable love of all things Morrissey and Marr, but for the fact that they claimed in an interview last summer to have only recently heard of The Smiths. I bow down before Gideon Coe for this one. One evening in the summer of 2008, I was listening to his peerless 6music late show when he played a track from the band's 'Fallen Aristocracy' EP. I remember thinking, 'sounds a bit Smithsy, I'd like to hear that again'. Within fifteen minutes, I'd sent a pifflingly small amount of money via Paypal to US-based Matinée Recordings. Soon after, the CD arrived, delivering on that early promise with four wonderful indie-pop tunes contained within artwork which even had that mid-Eighties indie release feel to it. I was in for the long haul and kept an eye on the Matinée site, waiting for another EP. 'Napoleon Sweetheart' followed and a similar approach was adopted – dated sleeve and jangly indie of the highest order. This Danish band have a finely honed sound and, as is so often the case with debut albums, they've whittled down their early songs to the very best they have to offer and have just released them for the world to pass judgement. Or just have a little listen. You really should. Second track, 'When Goodness Falls' highlights the Moz influence with the gloriously embittered lyric, "I'm so glad to disappoint you", bouncing along with shimmering guitar lines which leave you pondering just how charming the man singing really is. Do you see what I did there? Do you? Ok, I'll stop now. The album in question will be available in the UK from March, but you can already order it direct from Matinée Recordings at a very reasonable price and I can't think of any reason not to. Its title, 'Criminal Art Lovers', could be taken as a further acknowledgement of the heavy debt their music owes to various musical forefathers and the title track has a hint of Just Played faves, Trashcan Sinatras about it, while 'Life Returns To Normal' brings to mind a slightly subdued Housemartins. You must be sold by now, surely? 'Crazy' was on that first EP I ordered after Gideon's airplay and it sounds glorious, sandwiched within all of this new material. Indeed, along with a couple of other tracks on 'Criminal Art Lovers', it also brings to mind the aforementioned Mr Rossiter. Oh, the irony, a Smithsy band who actually sound really rather like Gene. 'The Operation Worked But The Patient Died' is another title that Steven Patrick Morrissey would be ever so charmed by, but the musical affectations on this one definitely evoke Gene from their epic, 'Drawn To The Deep End' phase. No bad thing again. Album closer, 'New Favourite Moment', is a wonderfully catchy way to wrap things up and if you don't find yourself singing along with it soon after its first play then you have clearly lost the ability to enjoy yourself. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that if you can't find something to like in this song then I'm not sure we can ever truly be friends. In truth, the entire album is littered with hooks and I'm struggling to think of a duff song to mention in the well-it's-not-perfect-bit-before-I-wrap-things-up-on-a-positive-note section. The album's mastered quite loud. That's about the only thing I can think of to moan about right now. I've thoroughly enjoyed explaining why I love this band. I've recently written a brief review of the record for publication in March in which I overplayed the comparisons with The Smiths in order to hammer home the point, but there's plenty more going on in these songs and if even one person clicks through from this site to order the album after reading these words, I'll be chuffed. Literate, emotive indie is often hard to find and when another band pop up delivering captivating songs to such a high standard it's cause for celebration.  --Just Played

Granted, Criminal is the 2009 debut LP from Denmark's Northern Portrait, but it strikes me as the kind of album that should have been ensconced in my CD collection 20 years ago between The Smiths and any given Trash Can Sinatras or Sundays disk. Not to call them out on being derivative (because they aren't), the strummy, chiming fret-work that occupies so much of this echoes that of Johnny Marr. Stefen Larsen's songwriting isn't quite as ironically disgruntled as that of Morrissey, but prose such as “The Operation Worked But the Patient Died,” is still fairly, um… ironic and pointed. In fairness, what's here is substantially impressive, and while Criminal hemorrhages copious retro maneuvers, it's cloaked in a succulent candy coating that's very much with the times.   --Big Takeover Magazine

We've been there: every year there's a deluge of new bands and new sounds, all of them competing for your attention, all of them seemingly full of promise. More than any year in recent memory, 2010 has already seen the arrival of a boatload of intriguing new talents. Whether it's Northern Portrait's aching update of the Smiths' sunny jangle or the Magic Kids' irresistible '60s shoo-wop, the oncoming year has something for every taste.   --emusic Artists to Watch

There has not been anything on the Matinée label which I haven't enjoyed, but Northern Portrait have since being introduced to my humble life completely blown me away, Even though they come from Denmark, they are the new Smiths. They have released two EPs so far and now we have their debut album, 'Criminal Art Lovers'. It opens with 'The Munchhausen in Me', which has a fresh crisp sound the best side of the Smiths or 1,000 Violins. It is refreshing and very alive. 'When Goodness Falls' also recalls the Smiths too perfection, It is reminiscent of Rourke, Joyce and Marr in all the right places and has a charming vocal from Stefan Larsen that is guaranteed to put a stupid grin on your face. 'Crazy' is an oldie, the first track off their first EP, 'The Northern Aristocracy' and is acoustic with the pace of Aztec Camera. 'The Operation Worked but the Patient Died' is a song to lose yourself in and is both heartfelt and dreamy. The title track is full of jangly guitars and dreams, and a perfect Rickenbacker indie pop number. 'Life Returns to Normal' is airy in sound, fresh as the morning air and a song that the Smiths would be proud of. 'Murder Weapon' is fast and full of sweet chords that jingle jangle in all the right places and is absolutely charming. 'What Happens Next' is a fast assault with sharp rickenbackers that sparkle and with a glossy vocal over the top. It is absolutely lovely. 'That's When My Headaches Begin' is the longest track here and is drawn out in a 'Reel around the Fountain' way. It is a moody but glorious track. 'New Favourite Moment' is big and bold, a perfect end too a great album. A fantastic album.  --Pennyblack Magazine

Rolling Stone named "Crazy" the best song of the 00s. That was the 2006 Gnarls Barkley hit, not the 2009 single of the same name from the Danish indie-pop group Northern Portrait, but sometimes it's nice to imagine alternate versions of history. I wouldn't call Northern Portrait's "Crazy" the song of the decade exactly, but it is a great song, sounding just as nice now, as part of their debut album Criminal Art Lovers, as it did when I first heard it. Like the more famous "Crazy", it depicts the psyche of someone conflicted and confused – in other words, our collective psyche so much of the time – and also manages to crack jokes ("I could tell you baby / but then I'd have to kill you right away"), make potential political statements (with its references to shaking things up, and "steal(ing) the code", hacker-like), and be a catchy tune with a wealth of jingle-jangle guitars. The note of questioning and defiance in that song lurks throughout the album, often tied closely to a sense of the bittersweet and just as closely to the band's heavy debut to the Smiths. Besides the musical similarity (and, especially, vocal), the bands share an interest in power dynamics, among people as much as structures, a sense of drama in their presentation, and a way of capturing a particular moment vividly, like on "That's When My Headaches Begin", where the general heaviness of the album turns to flight. It builds in a transcendent way at that point where a moment of deception and regret leads to our singer closing his eyes and drifting away, still hyper-aware of his surroundings while trying to escape them. At the song's height, he goes through a litany of 'listen' lines: "listen to the sea as it kisses the shore / like so many million times before / listen to the hand that slams the door / and someone's screaming 'no more'." The line "Listen to the songs that make you wanna cry" tells part of where the band is coming from: the art of capturing that sad feeling through storytelling in song. Another striking song of a similar bent is "The Operation Worked But the Patient Died". Songs like this give the album a general area of the serious, but with a pointed aim and dramatic sweep. But like "Crazy" there are other songs that tackle the same ideas with a musically lighter stride and a sense of humor, like "When Goodness Fails", where he declares "I have come to disappoint you", and the closing track, "New Favorite Moment", possibly my favorite song here. It is a somewhat more hopeful way to end the album, in spirit at least, though it also plays as a clever dig at our chronicle-everything-immediately culture, imaging people making lists of their favorite seconds as they tick away, continually updating their lists.  --Erasing Clouds

It's literally impossible to estimate how many bands The Smiths influenced over the years, but to peg it in the thousands is by no means ridiculous. Of Morrissey and Marr's thousands upon thousands of disciples, how many have been able to manage anything more than a gross, out-of-focus approximation of the act's classic jangle sound? Not very many, that's certain. After feeling its way through a pair of EPs, Danish act Northern Portrait comes pretty close to replicating the original Smiths sound on Criminal Art Lovers. At the heart of that success sits the band's classic pairing, putting Larsen's evocative, full-bodied voice on top of chiming guitars that well understand that a zillion tiny integrated hooks are better than one or two massive ones every day. It's the sort of lesson that generations of pop lovers have learned from repeated listenings to The Queen is Dead, but so precious few have been able to internalize. Northern Portrait doesn't intend to reinvent the wheel as much as it wants to get it simply rolling again. The classic British indie roots guide the band through its paces. "The Münhhausen in Me" opens the album with a sparkling guitar arrangement, as a 12-string guitar amplifies the jangle factor, as Larsen weaves a lighthearted tune about stretching the truth. If you don't listen sharp enough to "What Happens Next?" you'll swear it was a poorly produced B-side that was cut from Louder Than Bombs' final track list, with those artfully cutting guitar tones that are clarion-clear but just this side of piercing riding over an uptempo rhythm as Larsen's vocal tracks retreat into the mix. "Crazy" and "Murder Weapon" are perfectly balanced doses of sunshine and despair, clipping through tempos that are built to get pop fans dancing in their bedrooms. Northern Portrait is still working in The Smiths' shadow on Criminal Art Lovers, but it does it so well, so lovingly and expertly, it's hard to fault them for sticking to the format with religious fervor. After 23 years without a band able to approximate The Smiths' formula, it's hard to fault Northern Portrait for finally getting it right, isn't it?  --Aversion.com

Allow me to introduce you to Jesper Bonde, Stefan Larsen, Rune Reholt, Caspar Bock Sorensen, and Michael Sorensen – better known as the Danish quintet Northern Portrait. They prove something that I have said over and over again: Scandinavian musicians are amazing and amazingly underestimated in the Anglo-American musical scenes. Harkening back to the 1980s for their cues (most obviously from Echo and the Bunneymen and The Smiths), their debut album, "Criminal Art Lovers" (18 January 2010 in the USA), delivers sleek guitar playing and dramatic vocals. And of course we have been living in a decade long revival of the 80s, but to lump Northern Portrait into the category of being a tribute band, rehashing the past, would be a bit insane. Beneath all of the cues, beneath our own desires to relive the heydays of Madchester or The Smiths, is a young band from Copenhagen that has written an album that is both infectious and thought provoking. Right from the opening, "The Münchhausen in Me," it is obvious that this band has some pretty sophisticated arrangements, especially towards the end of the song when the vocal arrangement is basically used in much the same way you would arrange strings or keys. The song's uplifting tempo and joie de vivre is carried over to "When Goodness Falls." And then it hits you: the sophistication to be able to write a song that is lyrically the antithesis of the music. Though the lyrics could easily inspire you to wallow in your own self-deprecation, the music drives you in another direction. And it is that feel of lyrical/musical divergence that you experience all over the album. It is that lyrical/musical divergence that helps to create the alluring, visceral connection with the band, while tapping your feet or full out dancing. "Crazy," accompanied with some beautiful strumming and lead guitar interplay, is a stand out jewel on the album: "Crazy, what is this thing that is happening to me? I'm going crazy, it's always happening to me. I rock the boat whenever there's a chance… I'd slit the throat on anyone who wants to put me down." Again, that interplay, that divergence, but what really caught my ear about this song is that it is not that standard verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-solo-chorus-chorus crap that so many bands rely on. Their ability to conceptualize a song and what it needs is obvious from beginning to end. There is no attempt to fit any of the songs in a mold, and there isn't any attempt to hide the musical savvy and talent behind production gimmicks or tricks. Danish may be their first language, but they understand tongue-in-cheek as well as any native speaker of English. Just check out the title of this track: "The Operation Worked but the Patient Died" – too boot, Larsen crones "Don't ask me how it feels?" And for those who are as attracted to intelligent sarcasm as I am, this will be one of those songs you cannot stop singing in your head over and over. And, as a friend of mine pointed out to me, if that tongue-and-cheek was not enough, in "Life Returns to Normal," the band plays with the Volvo "my estate will take you anywhere" – forming a beautiful double entendre. The intellectual sophistication is matched by the often-time complex musical arrangements, and the way the vocals and music are constantly interplaying with one another. If the band's goal was to write a sophisticated album, they have succeeded. The only fault you will find with "Criminal Art Love" is that it ends. Northern Portrait has composed a musical experience that will sadden you that it does not last for hours – that is how infectious they are. Never does the album sacrifice its own sound and identity to fit nicely into the 80s revival; instead the band ingeniously meshes their 80s cues with a bit of Britpop and contemporary indie and their own unique approach and ideas, creating a mix of music and lyrical cleverness that really demonstrates artistry, sophistication, and urgency. Do not allow this listening experience pass you by.  --Slowdive Music

You might have missed it, but back in 2008, each member of Sputnik's staff was allowed to write their own full-length feature looking back over the year - I made Northern Portrait's The Fallen Aristocracy my EP of the year, and I know I wasn't the only one out there. It was clearly derivative of The Smiths, but most debut EPs rip something off, and there was more than enough there to suggest that they'd only get better with time. In the insidiously catchy "Crazy", they'd already written their first cult classic, too. The bad news about Criminal Art Lovers is that it arguably sounds even more like The Smiths than the EPs did, and it's tempting to sarcastically review the album while pretending it's the follow-up to Strangeways, Here We Come. The good news, however, is that it's as good as that album, as good as Hatful of Hollow, and better than either of Meat is Murder or The Smiths. Be cynical if you want, but the songwriting here is just too good to ignore. In an odd way, the album's main strength might be just how much Northern Portrait's frontman, Stefan Larsen, has learned from Morrissey - because unlike any other number of chancers over the years, he seems to get inside the songs, understanding exactly why and how they work. Most of Morrissey's finest tricks are repeated here in Larsen's own words; there are random outbursts of self-defensive violence (compare 'I'll slit the throat/Of anyone who tries to put me down' to 'Why do I give valuable time/To people I'd much rather kick in the eye' or 'Behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire'), and Larsen has also learnt how to build up a pretty narrative and then cut it down to size with one line of 'Caligula would have blushed'-style flippancy (see "That's When My Headaches Begin"). It's almost tempting to wonder whether he learned how to speak English by listening to Morrissey sing - the only thing holding back that idea is the belief that he's absorbed Morrissey's influences too. It might be the weakest lyric on the entire album, but there's something a little Wilde-esque about the way he flamboyantly announces 'I'm gay' at the start of "When Goodness Falls", only to retract it with a knowing 'in the old-fashioned way'. The band, meanwhile, try to maintain a balancing act between the jangling of Marr and something their own. They just about pull it off - these songs are generally more muscular than your average Smiths track, nodding instead to recent Belle & Sebastian material. Certainly, no Smiths tracks ever had a snare drum as hard or snappy as the one in "When Goodness Falls" or the brilliantly-titled "The Munchhausen in Me". If you value originality above all else, this album is not for you, but if you can get past the sound and hear the songs, you'll find a lot to love here.  --Sputnik Music

I was hoping to write this on the back of seeing Northern Portrait last night but sadly illness prevented me from travelling down to London to see them once again. However listening to the début album by the Danish popsters is on it's own a wonderful treat. Forget those poor fools who still harp on about The Smiths comparisons and immerse yourself in an album which will still be standing tall at the end of the year. Fantastic stuff!  --Indiefy

Are you feeling a little dirty from listening to too much garage, punk, and lo-fi? Well come on in, wash your greasy hands, take off your overalls and come into the parlour where the fire crackles and the hi-fi hums. Don't be put off by the smooth sounds coming out of the speakers or the tea and crumpets. Try to refrain from demanding a PBR and have a spot of tea and a listen to Northern Portrait's new album Criminal Art Lovers. The songs are all Rickenbacker fueled jangling beauties, and Stefan Larsen with his smooth tenor croon sounds like he is half Morrissey and half Frank Reader (Trashcan Sinatras). Dear reader you must know that one can't live on adrenaline charged shouted choruses alone. Even if you think that you don't need it, one listen to Northern Portrait's debut will slip you into billowy haze of feathers and cause you to daydream of picnics in fields of daisies, or bicycling on the beach at sundown (or maybe it's the tea). Your life may not be such that those kinds of things are common day occurrences, but surely a kid can dream can't he? How do you get to that daisy field, or sitting room with the crackling fire, or the breezy beach at sundown you may ask? It's quite simple actually, more tea and Northern Portrait's new album can take you there.  --The Finest Kiss

Matinée Recordings have some very interesting releases this spring, and one of them is from Denmark's Northern Portrait. This trio is by many called "Denmark's The Smiths", and although it may be a cliché, it's an accurate description of the band (I guess the band themselves aren't too happy about this constant comparison…). Northern Portrait have so far released two stunning EPs, "The Fallen Aristocracy" and "Napoleon Sweetheart", and now their debut album "Criminal Art Lovers" is available in the shops. I have waited for this—many people have—but for some reason, I have always seen this trio as an EP band, not an album band. The songs on the EPs have been so strong—no fillers at all—so I have feared that it would be difficult to keep this quality-focus throughout an album. But, I have hoped, of course, and after listening and listening and listening, I still have a smile on my face. My hopes were right, It IS possible. When I first started to listen to "Criminal Art Lovers", the first track "The Münchhausen in Me" did disappoint me, and I feared that I was right. As soon as track 2 started, my fear was blown away. "When Goodness Falls" is an amazing popsong with a verse equally catchy as the chorus, and some incredibly melodic guitar-riffs. After track 2, it's all victory for the Danes. Great songs all the way until the end, from the single "Crazy", which is the only song previously released on the album, via wonderful tracks like the warm and rich "The Operation Worked But The Patient Died", the upbeat and jangly "What Happens Next", to the melancholic and slow "That's When My Headaches Begin" (amazing song!) and the ending track "New Favourite Moment", another super-catchy song that absolutely may be the band's next single. The cool thing about this last one, is that it doesn't have a vocal chorus, only a very catchy guitar riff where the chorus should be, but it works! I am also impressed by the vocals of Stefan Larsen, who, with his very characteristic and strong voice, manages to keep the vocals and the songs varied and interesting. I never get tired of listening to him singing, and he puts so much into his vocals that I am sometimes very emotionally touched by listening to him.  --Eardrums

The wonderful thing about being brand loyal, especially when it refers to record labels, is that you are usually guaranteed to like one thing, if you like the rest of the label's output. Such is the case with Matinée Recordings, the label that put out Cats on Fire (one of my 09 must haves). Now, through their web site, I discovered another gem, by the name of Northern Portrait. The group is from Denmark, and they write jangle pop, some might even call it twee. Whatever it is, it's good. You'll like it.   --Austin Town Hall

So Northern Portrait managed to squeeze in an album release just before 2009 came to a snowy halt. And Criminal Art Lovers will definitely be on my end-of-year list, which I haven't finished yet because I had a sneaking suspicion this album would need to be on there. It's got 9 new songs, only their hit (well I understand if people would call it that) "Crazy" is a repeat. The album opens with the grand "The Münchhausen In Me" and immediately we can conclude that is the best the Danes have ever been. They even dare to introduce some glockenspiel towards the end, without tarnishing the grandeur. The song following "Crazy" at #3 is crucial to the album - it has to be of the same caliber as that, their now most recognisable tune, or the record would feel disappointing. Northern Portrait manage this commendably by putting "The Operation Worked But the Patient Died" at #4, a song frequenters of their Myspace have been able to enjoy for many months already. It is one of their slowest songs but also one of the most impressive. Another new favourite is the frighteningly titled "Murder Weapon", which jangles along at yes, a heart-stopping pace. The highlight of their live sets last summer, "What Happens Next" sounds good as well but lacks that extra boost the surprise attack of the Rickenbacker at the move into major key gave. What's this? "That's When My Headaches Begin" shows that the group is not without wit either, as Stefan sings "armed with these weapons of self-distraction" in a tender lament on the temptations of drink. The closing track "New Favourite Moment" (which we also got to hear live) winds up the album on a positive note with its exuberant picked guitar. It strikes the listener that this album, not unlike The Sundays in production, could well have been a radio staple if it had only been mixed and mastered more suitably, with a bit more low end etc. Thankfully it isn't, Northern Portrait stay just the right side of well-produced. If there's anything that needs more compression it is the collar of one's shirt.   --Heaven Is Above Your Head

After two rather brilliant EPs (Fallen aristocracy and Napoleon sweetheart) in 2008, this was one of the albums I was looking forward to most in 2009. When I interviewed the band early last year, "sometime in May" was mentioned as the release date. Except, it was delayed. And delayed some more. And then it wasn't 2009 anymore. But here it is, finally: a first contender for favourite album of 2010. The album almost feels like a golden oldie already: Crazy is on there, and quite some of the other songs have bee available on myspace or the Matinée website over the months. Add to that the overall timeless (but not dated) feel that's part of all of Northern Portrait's repertoire, and it's impossible to not love this album right from the start.  --All That Ever Mattered

In the Guardian's Ten Rules for Writing Fiction feature a few weeks ago, Michael Moorcock advised young writers to imitate their idols. Northern Portrait likes the Smiths. The musicians make no secret of it, even throwing a little of Morrissey's glum wit into the lyrics, a romantic sweetness in one line finding itself undercut in the next, a car running over a Valentine's Day card. “Listen to the sea as it kisses the shore / Like so many times before.” Smartly they don't push it too far. None of them are Marr, but a borderline jangle is easier to forgive than a borderline lyric. In other places the Danes are merely British, describing an ex-friend in one song as, “not exactly overwhelming”.   --PopMatters

Bands that sound like the Smiths eh? Must admit I prefer them over their inspiration. Never could quite fall for the quiffed ones voice but then I could quite easily take in a pleasant afternoon in the company of these Danes. This spangly number is the title track from their debut album, which came out just last month. Everything is in its right place, the slightly melancholic vocals, the preppy jangle, artful artwork and the sense that smoking at bus shelters is really one of the coolest pursuits known to pre-man. For all that you don't need to be in on the knowing references because behind the scenery stoops a really fine song.  --mp3 Hugger

I know, I'm a little late posting about these guys. I did that on purpose, really. When I listened to the album the first time, I was very impressed so I decided to give the album several listens before posting. I wanted to treat it right since I'm such a fan. Hopefully I'll do it justice. It's hard to believe that "Criminal Art Lovers" is the first album from Northern Portrait, with only a couple of singles released previously to it. With each of the ten tracks, I'll wonder why they haven't released it as a single. The song "Crazy" is the only song that's been on a previous single while the rest will be new songs for you fans, but even "Crazy" was mixed differently for the album and I like it's version best. The lead singer impresses with his singing talents and intelligent lyrics. I can see this album becoming part of several bloggers' "best of" lists, even though the year just began. The album is impressively solid. I remember thinking, when I sat on my sofa and listened to the album the first time, "I almost wish Northern Portrait was from the 80's and not a modern band." I thought that because, the band is so talented and would have been a really big band at that time. In this modern music world, we're bombarded with music on a daily basis and I worry Northern Portrait will get caught in the shrapnel and be forgotten. Let's hope they don't and this album gets the attention it deserves.  --Indie Today

Northern Portrait are guilty of being a little overdone as a band. Any lyric that presupposes to understand "your new favorite moment, your new favorite time," is stretching the limits of superlatives as we know them. This does not mention its presupposition that exaggeration for the sake of effect is acceptable, a cultural concept that went out of style sometime in 1996 when Alicia Silverstone had "the best time ever" in Clueless. But perhaps we can be a little cynical. And in an increasingly relativist society, who I am to call anyone "overdone?" My criticism alone is overdone (see above, everywhere). I reflect. It precisely at this moment that the sonic love-child of The Cure and The Lucksmiths explodes out of the speakers and "Favorite Moment" becomes exactly that - your new favorite moment. Shimmering and ebullient, Northern Portrait have crafted something that explodes cynicism with all the regret of a safe-cracker blowing a safe. We are, for the moment, open and grateful for it.   --32 Ft. Per Second

Only three weeks in and 2010 already appears to effortlessly trump 2009 thanks to two albums to be reviewed next week (tease!) and then this little release that looks to be an early favorite for best debut. Northern Portrait may not be getting the press (yet) that The Pains of Being Pure At Heart received early last year, but their stories and musical approaches are notably similar. The Danish group harkens strongly upon their influences from the past much like how The Pains pay blatant tribute to groups like My Bloody Valentine and Black Tambourine, Northern Portrait takes the same agenda, but rather undeniably channels the jangly bliss of The Smiths. I hope the royalty checks are already in the mail, because their debut album Criminal Art Lovers goes beyond flattery, mainly due to the fact that they do it so damn well. Northern Portrait make it easy to overlook the mimicry and just enjoy the tracks for their own melodramatic, refined prose of guitar pop. Very highly recommended.   --Flickin’ Spit

“Ver para creer”, “hasta que no lo vea, no lo creeré”, “lo he visto con mis propios ojos” etc…Todas éstas expresiones que más de una vez hemos empleado para dejar patente nuestra incredulidad sobre una cuestión quedan en nada en más de una ocasión, al comprobar que nuestra vista también puede engañarnos. Finalmente no todo es lo que parece, aunque creamos tener la prueba frente a nosotros. Este verano pasado andábamos de conciertos por una pequeña localidad británica donde muchos de nuestros grupos favoritos nos hicieron disfrutar de un fin de semana inolvidable. Entre los participantes al evento estaban la última promesa del Pop nórdico, los daneses Northern Portrait, grupo que nos tenía absolutamente rendidos con sendos Ep's publicados por el siempre interesante sello estadounidense Matinée Recordings. La expectación casi se podía palpar en el ambiente de una vieja nave industrial llena como en otros pocos momentos del fin de semana, todo para contemplar la defensa que Northern Portrait hacía de viejos y nuevos temas que formarían parte de su Lp de debut. Y bien, realmente creemos que todo el revuelo montado alrededor del grupo se vio recompensado por un concierto que satisfizo a casi todos sus seguidores, y decimos casi porque nuestra impresión del concierto fue realmente confusa. Impecablemente efectivos con sus instrumentos, una voz perfecta, repertorio bien seleccionado….¿qué pasó para que no lográramos conectar con Northern Portrait? Ni más ni menos que nuestra vista nos mostraba lo que no queríamos ver, a un Stefan Larsen que aún estando a una altura tremenda, caía en directo en esa mitomanía hacia los Smiths que los discos de su grupo apuntan. Realmente aquel fue un concierto mucho más que digno, pero contemplar a Stefan Larsen emulando a Mozz era más de lo que podíamos soportar, sobre todo después de comprobar que Northern Portrait eran un grupo con genio, capaz de estar a la altura de cualquier comparación con sus compañeros de escenarios en aquel fin de semana. Una lástima que un sinfín de gestos y actitudes nos hicieran sentir una pequeña decepción que no se correspondía con lo que estábamos escuchando aquella tarde. Por fortuna somos algo olvidadizos y tendemos a perdonar absolutamente todo, así que cuando por fin llegó a nosotros la noticia de la publicación de Criminal Art Lovers, el Lp de debut de Northern Portrait, corrimos a escuchar el primer trabajo largo de la banda como si nuestra vista no nos hubiera jugado una mala pasada. En el momento en el que empezamos a disfrutar de la escucha de estos diez nuevos (bueno, nueve en realidad, uno ya es conocido) temas de Northern Portrait nos dimos cuenta de que la experiencia y la música acumulada en nuestras estanterías desde hace más de veinte años nos había jugado una mala pasada en directo. Criminal Art Lovers vuelve por a transitar la senda marcada por The Fallen Aristocracy y Napoleon Sweetheart, los dos Ep's previos del grupo. De inmediato vienen a nuestra memoria los comentarios e influencias hechos sobre la música de los daneses tiempo atrás, todos ellos permanecen vigentes y pueden ser reafirmados después de la escucha completa de este Criminal Art Lovers. Sin embargo aquí no solo hay continuidad, si no también un trabajo de pulido que hace que Northern Portrait logren perfeccionar la fórmula ya conocida, The Münchhausen In Me consigue alcanzar las mismas cotas líricas de antes, pero se ve rematada por una guitarra de doce cuerdas que nos hace alcanzar el cielo y nos impulsa a abordar el resto de temas del álbum con cierta avidez. When Goodness Falls empieza, como no podía ser de otra forma, al más puro estilo de su banda mancuniana favorita, pero lo más destacable (homenaje indisimulado a parte) es que nos encontramos con una letra de nivel muy superior a acostumbrado. De Crazy poco podemos decir, es uno de sus temas más reconocidos, y nos sigue pareciendo que tiene el toque de gracia de unos Trash Can Sinatras, otra de las bandas de las que Northern Portrait parecen tomar nota. Uno de los momentos álgidos de toda la grabación llega con The Operation Worked But The Patient Died que, título estupendo al margen, lo cierto es que nos encontramos con un buen medio tiempo que aúna a la perfección calidez y melancolía. Pero si hablamos de favoritos hemos de acordarnos del tema que titula este álbum, Criminal Art Lovers convence de principio a fin por su melodía que no parece tener fin, pareciendo prolongarse a lo largo de toda su duración. Life Returns To Normal vuelve de nuevo intentar emular a los Smiths, cosa que no acaba de cuadrarnos puesto que el grupo obtiene igual resultado, en cuanto a su valoración, cuando se adentra en un estilo algo más personal. En fin, todos tenemos nuestras filias, y resulta muy difícil deshacernos de ellas…Murder Weapon acelera para erigirse como una de esas piezas del catálogo de Northern Portrait que quedan en la memoria como perfecto ejemplo de la influencia del Jangle Pop en su música. What Happens Next?, según cuentan desde Matinée, es una pieza primeriza rescatada para la ocasión, cerrando el disco That's When My Headaches Begin (gran título de nuevo) y New Favourite Moment, la primera nos traslada al Brit Pop de mediados de los 90's, con una atmósfera cargada que recuerda los momentos de inspiración glam del Pop británico de la pasada década. A New Favourite Moment le queda la labor de despedirnos, y el grupo no desaprovecha la ocasión, dotando a su despedida (por el momento) de un cierto tono épico que le sienta a las mil maravillas. Criminal Art Lovers es exactamente aquello que esperábamos de una banda como Northern Portrait, los daneses siguen ahondando en su estilo, buscando su personalidad entre la amalgama de estilos e influencias a las que se encuentran sujetos. No resultará fácil que se libren de más de un sambenito que les ha caído encima (lo de los Smiths clama al cielo) pero lo cierto es que tienen todavía mucho tiempo por delante, y por ahora no parecen faltos de inspiración. Así pues, mejor creer lo que se escucha, no lo que se ve.   --360º de Separación

Si Platon, au lieu de chroniquer les dialogues de Socrate, avait été amateur de musique pop, nul doute qu'il aurait qualifié le premier disque de Northern Portrait d'album aporétique. "Criminal Art Lovers" s'adresse en effet à un public impossible : celui qui achèterait les disques du label Matinée Records mais qui n'aurait jamais entendu une seule chanson des Smiths ni la voix de Morrissey. Pourtant, à l'instar de toutes les équations insolubles, l'exercice de style de Northern Portrait apparait du coup comme un objet paradoxalement fascinant, et cette fascination (bien qu'involontaire) semble alors être la seule manière sensée d'appréhender ce disque. Plus que la vieille question relative à la notion de pastiche (énervant et dénué d'intérêt pour les uns, preuve de talent ultime pour les autres), c'est celle de la propriété intellectuelle qui est ici mise en cause. Ce qui apparaissait comme un "style" unique, inventif et personnel chez des groupes du passé (les Beatles, les Smiths, les Field Mice, etc.) se transforme aujourd'hui en un "genre" à part entière duquel on s'empare et qu'on s'approprie, comme si les droits de reproduction en étaient tombés dans le domaine public. Cette réécriture de codes, copiés/collés à l'infini sans le moindre souci de les réinventer, place la conception même de la musique pop dans une nouvelle dimension, dans une forme étrange de post-modernité. Pourquoi le vénéré Moz serait-il le seul à pouvoir écrire l'histoire des Smiths ? Et pourquoi serait-il le seul autorisé à écrire des chansons des Smiths ? Force est de reconnaître que de nombreux jeunots courent aujourd'hui plus vite que lui dans la course à la perfect pop song de la Trademark Morrissey. A l'heure où l'on transfigure le mythe pourtant intouchable du Prisonnier (version 2.0) et où le Doctor Who continue, au fil des régénérations, à se réinventer selon les codes et les modes de la société contemporaine, "Criminal Art Lovers" de Northern Portrait participe donc lui aussi au débat éternel de l'identité créée à travers la culture pop. Le résultat est efficace : les guitares sonnent à merveille, la voix de Stefan Larsen s'envole juste comme il faut, et les dix chansons frôlent posément le sans faute. Les paroles, empreintes de maladie et de solitude, évoquent la petite folie ordinaire, à l'image de ce syndrome de Münchhausen qui ouvre le disque et auquel il pourrait finalement se résumer. Comme le vieux Baron, Northern Portrait use et abuse en effet des artifices pour nous jeter de la poudre aux yeux et attirer l'attention.   --PopNews

Si Morrisey se ausenta por un tiempo porque se enfada con el mundo (véase casa de discos o mánager) y no saca material nuevo, no importa. Aquí está el recambio. Pruébese en cualquier pista de baile a poner cualquier clásico de The Smiths y de inmediato alguno de los temas señalados de este álbum. Cuela. Seguro. Son daneses y ya amagaban con el homenaje a sus ídolos (también les gustan Housemartins o Echo and the Bunnymen) desde el ayer de algún EP anterior (sólo dos, pues se crearon hace poco menos de tres años), incluida la rendición hasta en la portada. Ahora, Stefan Larsen, que es el jefe de esta banda de Copenhague y compositor de los temas que interpreta el quinteto, ha entregado a la etiqueta Matinée el que el sello considera como uno de los lanzamientos-objetivo de 2010. Con la apertura de The munchhausen in me ya se ve por dónde discurre esta colección de temas de pop sofisticado de guitarras, con textos que hablan del corazón, del alma y de la mente. Por cierto, buena noticia: 18 y 19 de febrero, en Madrid y Murcia, minigira por nuestro país.   --Calle 20 Magazine

Credo che per apprezzare a pieno quest'album si debba essere innamorati, sarà forse per quell'aria di romanticismo che traspare ascoltando Criminal Art Lovers, per quella voce che fa tanto Morrissey, anche se alla fine basta poco per apprezzare ed inchinarsi alle dieci canzoni presenti nel disco, belle quanto basta per farsele piacere sin dal primo ascolto. Sapevo che alla fine i Northern Portrait non mi avrebbero deluso, e così, dopo due splendidi ep, ecco che con il loro disco d'esordio uscito via Matinèe records mi arriva l'ennesima riconferma. E' vero, in fondo tutto è già stato ascoltato, ma oramai quale gruppo non è e sarà il clone di un altro, e soprattutto degli Smiths? L'importante è cogliere l'emozioni che si provano, ed ascoltando Criminal Art Lovers ne avverto tante e così ecco che mi vien voglia di stringere la mano alla prima persona che ho vicino, per poterle trasmettere i miei stessi sentimenti.  --Frigopop!

Somos unas cuantas generaciones las que crecimos con las canciones de The Smiths. Y no todas necesariamente llegamos a conocer a The Smiths cuando aún existían como banda. Ahora se nos ofrece una segunda oportunidad. Northern Portrait nos hace caer en exactamente las mismas sensaciones de calidez, nostalgia y deseo por algo que jamás llegará. "Criminal Art Lovers" no será uno de los discos más originales de 2010, pero sin duda uno de los más bonitos. No te los pierdas.  --Share Some Noise

La verdad es que se han hecho esperar desde que en el año 2008 publicaran sus dos maravillosos eps, pero por fin tenemos el álbum de debut de los daneses Northern Portrait, que tiene por nombre "Criminal Art Lovers". Ya habían dejado el listón muy alto con los mencionados eps, pero me atrevería a decir que el álbum supera incluso las expectativas generadas, con canciones de altísimo nivel que nos recuerdan inevitablemente el sonido de los Smiths. "Criminal Art Lovers" es un disco redondo de principio a fin, sin apenas altibajos que reseñar, repleto de preciosas melodías que hacen de su escucha una auténtica delicia, sin ninguna duda, un disco que está llamado a convertirse en uno de los mejores del año. El que quiera adquirir este magnífico disco, ya lo puede hacer directamente desde la página oficial del sello discográfico, Matinée Recordings.  --Lito Music

Credo che ad ogni appassionato di musica sia capitato di rispondere alla domanda "Qual è la tua canzone preferita di sempre?". Domanda infida, senza dubbio, che impone di far torto ad almeno un centinaio di pezzi che in fondo meriterebbero di stare in cima alla propria personalissima hit. Se dovessi rispondere io, indicherei senza molti dubbi There she goes dei La's, per una vagonata di motivi che non sto a raccontarvi qui e che hanno a che fare più o meno con l'idea di perfezione pop che ho in testa da sempre. Se dovessero rispondere i danesi Northern Portrait, non escluderei del tutto che anche loro tirerebbero in ballo il gruppo di Lee Mavers: il fitto e raffinato tessuto jangly della loro musica e la fluidità assoluta di ogni loro costruzione melodica non possono in fondo non far pensare alla ossessiva ricerca della perfect pop song messa in pratica e rapidamente abbandonata da parte dello sfortunato gruppo inglese di fine '80. Ma, ovviamente, c'è un piccolo e più vasto mondo musicale dietro allo stile ormai riconoscibilissimo di Stefan Larsen e compagni: il lirismo (talvolta) sopra le righe degli Smiths (e quando canta Stefan non a caso mira molto ad assomigliare a Morrissey); il brit pop più o meno smithsiano di Gene, Suede, Pulp; gli anni '80 inglesi dei gruppi di nicchia (quelli della Sarah Records, ma anche i geniali Housemartins); e poi l'intero albero gealogico dei gruppi pop e rock che hanno fatto della 12 corde e delle chitarre scampanellanti il loro marchio di fabbrica, dai mostri sacri Byrds e Beatles in giù, fino ai tanti scandinavi di oggi, Cats On Fire, Celestial, Starlet, e così via. Dopo due ep di grandissimo interesse, che da queste parti abbiamo avuto modo di incensare largamente, la mitica etichetta californiana Matinée pubblica oggi Criminal Art Lovers, che è il primo album dei Northern Portrait e ci sembra che apra anche idealmente il 2010. E mai inizio d'anno fu così promettente, accompagnato dalle note squillanti, leggiadre, coinvolgenti ed eleganti dei cinque ragazzi di Copenhagen. In effetti l'unico difetto ravvisabile nei dischetti dei NP che abbiamo già ascoltato era il fatto che al quarto pezzo terminavano. Qui i pezzi sono dieci, e vi assicuro che il piacere è matematicamente raddoppiato, in un crescendo di melodie avvolgenti, sempre leggermente malinconiche ma mai tristi, ovunque cantabili ma mai leziose o ruffiane: dieci delicatessen di incomparabile dolcezza, dall'iniziale The Munchausen in me all'arpeggio arrembante e torrenziale della conclusiva New fovourite moment, passando attraverso momenti di reale entusiasmo (post)smithsiano come Crazy o Murder weapon. Certo i NP non possiedono l'obliquità indie di cui sono maestri, ad esempio, i finnici Cats On Fire o i già citati La's, ma - a differenza di questi ultimi - sanno scrivere canzoni di sorprendente immediatezza, ispirate ad un "romanticismo" vagamente demodè ed al contempo assolutamente attuale.   --(Just Another) Pop Song

La comparación es inevitable. Casi vergonzosa. Pero aún así nos gustan tanto los Smiths que cualquier grupo que les imite es bienvenido. Northern Portrait son un trío danés que en este mes de Enero de 2010 han publicado su primer trabajo largo titulado "Criminal Art Lovers", después de dos EP's más que interesantes. El disco lo podeis escuchar aquí, al igual que los Ep's, que también están en Spotify. Pues eso, lo dicho... los Smiths daneses... supongo que ellos mismos estarán hasta el gorro de esta comparación porque en su mySpace sólo reconocen las influencias de The housemartins, Echo and the bunnymen y Jarvis Cocker... pero si creeis que exagero escuchad sus canciones.... aún así me gustan, qué demonios... (...mocoland, a tí te van a encantar...)  --Music Association

Bastano poche note di Criminal Art Lovers e sei già a casa di Sarah. Quando poi entra la voce di Stefan Larsen, ecco che il pensiero corre inevitabilmente agli Smiths; d'altronde le armonie della voce e della chitarra sono quelle, così come l'atmosfera, che riporta al romanticismo pop di quegli anni, con la band di Morrissey/Marr come principale punto di riferimento, senza dimenticare personaggi scozzesi e del Nord Inghilterra, con particolare riferimento a Primal Scream, Pastels, Vaselines, Brighter, Shop Assistants, Felt, Everything But the Girl... Troppi nomi per delle coordinate che sono davvero chiarissime. I Northern Portrait provengono però dalla Danimarca e tutto sommato sembrano a loro agio con una lingua non materna che talvolta, a quelle latitudini o appena più su, risulta ostacolo espressivo di non poco conto per chi suona il rock (e ancor più spesso il metal), nonostante le buone scuole dell'obbligo. Dopo due EP bene accolti dalle poche riviste che li hanno ascoltati, li troviamo al debutto sulla media distanza, visto che il loro Criminal Art Lovers dura solo 37 minuti, ma freschi e a tratti anche avvincenti. Dal punto di vista creativo le novità latitano, e se c'è chi legittimamente si è perso per strada gli Czars o i Dears, non costituirà reato trascurare questo esordio che fondamentalmente non fa altro che riprodurre nel dicembre 2009 l'immaginario umorale (ma non altrettanto fantasioso e letterario) degli Smiths. Allo stesso tempo, data la buona qualità delle canzoni, questo non può che essere un punto di forza per una band che sa intrattenere e far proprio lo spettro sonoro di una delle storie più grandi che il rock inglese abbia mai conosciuto. Se aggiungi che i cinque danesini si dichiarano fan di Pulp, Suede e Stone Roses, hai davvero tutte le informazioni necessarie per sapere se questo è un disco da provare o meno. Noi l'abbiamo fatto.  --Panopticon Magazine

Que Northern Portrait representen a los Smiths del siglo XXI es algo más que obvio y queda patente tras escuchar los primeros acordes de cualquiera de sus canciones. Pero si hay algo realmente precioso en "Criminal Art Lovers" es la placentera sensación que trasmite de que el futuro de la música pop está garantizado por muchos años. Northern Portrait han conseguido aquello por lo que todo grupo lucha, pero que muy pocos alcanzan. Un objetivo a largo plazo que no es otro que uno de sus discos sea escuchado pasado el tiempo y se reconozcan todas sus canciones. Que memoricemos el "tracklist" y sepamos que detrás de "The Münchhausen In Me" viene "When Goodness Falls" y que la quinta canción, "Criminal Art Lovers" era una barbaridad de buena. Todo son elogios para el grupo danés formado por Rune Reholt, Caspar Bock Sørensen, Stefan Larsen, Jesper Bonde y Michael Sørensen. Ellos quieren que sus canciones lleguen al corazón, cuerpo y mente. Vaya si lo han conseguido.  --Avec La Participation De

Wieder einmal hat es eine Band, die ich schon von Anbeginn an hier im Blog verfolge, geschafft, ein komplettes Album zu veröffentlichen. Bei Northern Portrait, dem dänischen Quartett, hat sich das Debütalbum immer und immer wieder verzögert, doch was lange währt usw. usf. Nun liegt mit «Criminal art lovers» also der erste Longplayer vor und bietet eigentlich genau das, was man von Northern Portrait nach den ersten Songs erwarten konnte: schmachtfetzige Gitarrenpopmusik, die mehr als nur mit einem Bein im Smiths-Lager campiert. Neben einigen bereits bekannten Liedern wie dem Überhit «Crazy» finden sich auch diverse neue Stücke, die sich nahtlos ins bisherige Bandkonzeot einpassen. So ist «Criminal art lovers» auch kein innovatives Stück Musikgeschichte – aber es macht Spaß und klingt gut! Erschienen ist das Werk übrigens beim renommierten Indiepop-Label Matinée, bekannt für seine exquisite Bandauswahl.  --Coast Is Clear

Terwijl iedereen de mond vol heeft van Vampire Weekend en Yeasayer dreigt een van de meest bijzondere releases van dit moment over het hoofd te worden gezien. En dan bedoel ik Criminal Art Lovers van Northern Portrait. Het album is van begin tot eind echt waanzinnig catchy. Ik draai het vandaag geloof ik al voor de vierde of vijfde keer. Het is jammer dat ik geen auto heb, want Criminal Art Lovers zal het op de snelweg ook te gek doen. Dit is een heerlijk album dat ik iedereen van harte aan kan raden, maar ik kan dat stemmetje in m'n achterhoofd maar niet het zwijgen opleggen dat zegt: "deze jongens doen gewoon The Smiths na." Want, ja, die lekkere jangle lijkt verdacht veel op het gitaarwerk van Johnny Marr. En Stefan Larsen is natuurlijk niet zo'n begenadigde zanger als Morrissey, maar er zijn regelmatig momenten dat je zou zweren dat je naar de Mozzer zit te luisteren. Maar de songs die deze Deense jongens schrijven zijn ijzersterk en Criminal Art Lovers overleeft wat mij betreft probleemloos meerdere draaibeurten achter elkaar. Mijn gedachten over Criminal Art Lovers zijn een beetje dubbel, maar voorlopig zijn songs als Crazy, Life Returns to Normal en Murder Weapon niet uit m'n brein te branden.  --Ketelmuziek

Secondo il tacito paradigma per cui ogni gruppo deve assomigliare a qualcos'altro di già sentito per essere apprezzato e (soprattutto) comunicato ai nostri pari, i Northern Portrait dovrebbero ritrovarsi sulla bocca e sui giradischi di tutti. Più probabilmente, finiranno per venire ascoltati dai soliti quattro gatti col cardigan del nonno. "Molto Smithsiani" in certi casi viene usato come lucchetto per buttare certi dischi nel dimenticatoio. Invece la band danese ha registrato una manciata di canzoni che meritano attenzione. Con i colori scintillanti delle chitarre, alcune invenzioni melodiche belle fluide (la title track o l'apertura di The Münchhausen In Me), e una voce che, seppure di maniera, arriva al cuore, Criminal Art Lovers è uno dei dischi che senza clamori mi ha fatto più compagnia in queste giornate dal muso lungo. E per quanto mi riguarda When Goodness Falls si avvicina parecchio a un'idea di perfezione Indiepop. Noto tra parentesi che il nuovo anno sembra essere cominciato alla grande per la Matinée Records: oltre ai Northern Portrait, sono usciti il nuovo ep degli Strawberry Whiplash e la ricca compilation celebrativa Matinée Grand Prix, che presto passeremo di sicuro in radio.  --Polaroid